Category Archives: Random Rant

footwear friday – vote early, vote often

Vote for you favorite footwear! At the recent Southeastern Writers Conference, Saint Simons, Ga., your intrepid former fashion reporter did an impromptu survey of summer comfort and fashion shoes. Check out these lovely ladies and (one man) pedicures and all. TOP: … Continue reading

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THE JOYS OF UNEMPLOYMENT – with added video content!!!

THE JOYS OF UNEMPLOYMENT – with added video content!!!.

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THE JOYS OF UNEMPLOYMENT – with added video content!!!

HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB  To: “Aging” Baby Boomers, still gainfully employed. From: “Aging” Baby Boomer, jobless, no prospects Re: Effective immediately: Embrace your inevitable lay-off AGE, UNEMPLOYMENT AND OXYMORONS The Sixties’ adage – “don’t … Continue reading

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GO SHOP AND DROP A FEW – YOU’LL FEEL BETTER

So, I’m have depression – Chronic. Clinical. Diagnosed. No-joke hideous, insidious crippling depression. I’m supposed to say “I HAVE depression, but I am NOT my depression. I’m grateful for my depression – it is my greatest teacher.”  So, I just said … Continue reading

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HOW TO BE A FAMOUS WRITER – AT THE ATLANTA WRITERS CONFERENCE

At The Atlanta Writers Conference, strife, confusion and downright frustration were recurring themes that apply not only to writers, but also to human beings, even the seemingly normal ones.   “When do I get off this merry-go-round?” said one attendee … Continue reading

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LOVE/LICE/LIFE LESSONS: Blood sucking parasite heals lousy relationship

Lyn De-Lousing Savannah “I called Suicide Prevention and they put me on hold” – Rodney Dangerfield This is no joke if it happens to you, my friends. Three times I called the Crisis Hotline and three times, they denied me … Continue reading

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APRIL FOOLS DAGGER TO THE CHEATING HEART

THE END OF AN ERROR – LORETTA STIKES BACK Above – Collapse after news of JoJo’s ungodly betrayal  By Loretta Martin, (as told to georgialeesays)  In our last segment, Sweet Loretta, by phone call from Lisa, a bewildered stranger,  learned … Continue reading

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APRIL FOOLS – The cheating heart and how to retaliate

APRIL FOOLS               By Sweet Loretta Martin (as told to georgialeeesays) Note: The following is a work of fiction, with composite characters, names and situations, changed to protect the guilty.  “If you love someone, … Continue reading

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CURSING U.S.A.

 “Cursing USA” pt. one   I hate cursing. I fucking HATE it! As an only child of educators, all through the house, not a curse word was heard, not even a “damn.” My family is Southern as sweet iced tea, … Continue reading

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A Letter to Lumosity from the 2.2 percentile

Dear Lumosity, I rank in the whopping 2.2 percentile on your Brain Performance Index, indicating that my intelligence mimics an average flatworm. Dejected by this, doubting myself,  I was moved to pen this strongly worded letter. Lumosity is entirely too … Continue reading

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